The People’s Republic Of Happistan
Citizens rejoice! At noon today, the People’s Republic Of Happistan declared statehood! From this day forward…
- We will adopt The Go! Team’s Bottle Rocket as our national anthem.
- We will divide the responsibilities of state between the Presidency, the Houses of Fungress and the Chief Jest-ice.
- We will declare war on the Sindian Nation, overwhelming them with our Forces of Fun-damentalism.
- We will insist the test of citizenship be determined by the ability to laugh milk through your nose.
father mother, President-elect Worsley will shortly be sworn-in and reveal our glorious flag!