The People’s Republic Of Happistan

Citizens rejoice! At noon today, the People’s Republic Of Happistan declared statehood! From this day forward…

  • We will adopt The Go! Team’s Bottle Rocket as our national anthem.
  • We will divide the responsibilities of state between the Presidency, the Houses of Fungress and the Chief Jest-ice.
  • We will declare war on the Sindian Nation, overwhelming them with our Forces of Fun-damentalism.
  • We will insist the test of citizenship be determined by the ability to laugh milk through your nose.

Our founding father mother, President-elect Worsley will shortly be sworn-in and reveal our glorious flag!

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